In your end though…


Innuendos and illusions.

As the big fan of wordplay that I am. Today I am going to point out the ambiguousness of the English language. A feat. both loved and hated by myself.

Thus this link is for Your amusement and entertainment only:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Innuendo

^ Note: Not for the serious or the weak!

  • Did the article make you chuckle? Then we might get along pretty well. 😉
  • Did it infuriate you? Then we probably won’t get along that well.
  • Did it do something else? Again we probably won’t get along and your mind is probably ‘dirtier‘ (how is that even possible!?) than mine.

Since I believe it is always best to talk through images instead of text only. Because text only, sincerely leaves to much room for other interpretations.

Then again: What’s it like. 😀

Time for a break, no!?

Speaking of WOKs and my sincere dislike for having to type to much. Especially when this concerns me to have to churn out several tidbits or chunks of pure html in my posts. 😉

This ‘global.xml’ snippet will only work in Gedit though.
(But I felt like sharing anyway. :lol:)

↑ Yes, I know the text looks garbled up. Perhaps it’s their markdown parser expecting well formatted .md files, while it should be .xml ‽

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That’s all folks! 😆

Kindest regards,

Alex

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